SELECT 
  CASE (bottlecount)
    WHEN 0 THEN 'No more bottle of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer. ' ||
                'Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.'
    WHEN 1 THEN '1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer. ' ||
                'Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on th