# 99 bottles of beer, monkeypatch plus anonymous procs.
# (c) J. B. Rainsberger 2007 All rights reserved, but I can be bribed.

class Fixnum
  BOTTLES_FACTORY = Hash.new { |hash, number|
    lambda {
      puts "#{number} bottles of beer on the wall."
      puts "#{number} bottles of beer."
      puts "Take one down, pass it around,"
      puts "#{number - 1} bottles appear on the wall!"